We understand that sometimes it's difficult to resist the siren's call of your paint-huffing bag and/or meth pipe, and it's a given that casual, comfortable attire is a must when running down back-alleys to avoid capture and arrest by local law enforcement officials...

...but do yourself a favor...

...if you're going to run the risk of getting arrested (again), please have the decency and self-respect to wear something other than your favorite wise-alecky souvenir shop t-shirt.

Don't make the same mistake as these 22 people.

Mugshots are forever people... mugshots are forever...

All of us at The Metwork understand that times are tough and not all of us can afford to pay for adequate healthcare. 

However, if you insist on having your testicles removed, please...please have someone who actually went to medical school perform the procedure.

Seriously, we'll even start a Metwork Charity Fund for you... whatever it takes.